Clayton the Bouncer

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Clayton who always dreamed of becoming the world's best bouncer. He trained every day for 2654 hours in order to beat his rival, The Jiggly Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Clayton came armed with a marker and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Clayton emerged as the expensive victor! His achievement is celebrated every New Year's.