krissyorange

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Clayton who always dreamed of becoming the world's best bouncer. He trained every day for 2654 hours in order to beat his rival, The Jiggly Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Clayton came armed with a marker and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Clayton emerged as the expensive victor! His achievement is celebrated every New Year's.

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a gaseous surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Giraffe, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Aw watermelon!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly chose. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 shoes. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

A young woman named Ashley loved making art, and practiced sketching all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical shells, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Amarillo, and a portrait of Zac Efron that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby joke for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sketching to create the most b

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after pants because you'll only end up with a soda jerk in your left thumb." I never quite understood his advice until one Thanksgiving, I was gardening with my best friend April. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was descriptive and spooky sounds came from deep within. April saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!