|My bestest friend ever whom I love so, so much!|
Clayton the BouncerOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Clayton who always dreamed of becoming the world's best bouncer. He trained every day for 2654 hours in order to beat his rival, The Jiggly Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Clayton came armed with a marker and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Clayton emerged as the expensive victor! His achievement is celebrated every New Year's.Clayton the Bouncer by krissyorange
Watermelon BirthdayFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a gaseous surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Giraffe, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Aw watermelon!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly chose. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 shoes. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.Watermelon Birthday by krissyorange
DualityStaring into this cursed mirror, I seeDuality by xerinth
another person looking straight back at me
with my same expression, it throws at me lies
and I notice with horror that it smiles with no eyes.
This thing in the mirror cant be me
for even in my darkest hours, I have my sanity;
this, however, is nothing but a shell
filled with dark desires and impulses to kill.
I look into the abyss that once held his eyes
and realize this thing is not just any person,
that this thing, this animal, is not just anyone,
but this animal is what I have become.
As I shudder in shock, I discover that
my hands act with a will of their own;
they reach out to the glass, and in one swift move
break it, shattering it to a million fragments
a million fragments of what I used to be
scattered now across the floor.
As I look in this blessed mirror, I see
another person staring blankly back at me
with a hazed expression, it comforts my cries
and I notice with amazement that it has my eyes.